Aaron Blazey Can't Spell

Do the Far Rockaway

On Saturday, Mari and Sonya convinced me and bk to head with them to the beach. I asked if there were bikinis involved, and when they said yes I decided it would be a good idea to go (that's actually not true, but there were bikinis involved. If anyone wants pictures I'm selling them for 5 bucks per 8x10 high gloss print. That's actually no true either.) So we had brunch (that's new york talk for breakfast) at 11:30 at the brooklyn bistro and headed on the subway to Far Rockaway.

The beach wasn't really that crowed at all and we happened to be the youngest ones on the beach. The water (and by water i mean ocean) was pretty cold but it was quite refreshing, kinda like drinking Brisk Iced tea. The waves werte totally gnarley and aggressive. I decided when fighting waves it's best to use a cup. Yeah that's right a cup. After my last post my mom kinda cleared the air and I am in fact male. So that's reassuring.

Also, I realized that spray on sun block still needs to be rubbed in after application. Right now My arms and shoulders look like someone tagged me with white paint. Granted it would be a pretty lame tag, considering it's pretty much just straight lines. It basically feels like burning. Oh yeah, i had a pineapple italian ice on the beach and that was awesome. Bet you want a pineapple italian ice about now huh? Well you should go get one. You are going to want that.

Thanks

Is there any better way to wake up than with an email letting you know that you won tampons? I don't think so. It has been hypothosized that I have a penis. But apparently all the studies I have done were inacurate. Thanks to the specialized marketing team and numerous focus groups of niche marketing initiatives, apparently it's time for me to man up one week of every month and celebrate my mangina. Sigh.

I HATE FAKE PEOPLE

"I totally have to agree with all of you who say people are getting fake on here. So I gave in and let's see who really reposts this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like its a popularity contest in High School. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are.. Repost this if you are a friend.. if you don't, you get deleted.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake ass myspace Friends"."

It's this kind of retarded myspace psyco babble that makes me want to go to sleep. Goodnight

The good, the bad and the lucky

The Good:
The artistic skill I display in the above illustration.

The Bad:
The above photo is a self portrait of me at 12:30 am, Friday July 21, 2006 standing in Brooklyn outside of the laundrymat the moment my cell phone died as I was on hold with the car service to get a ride home. You see, the laundrymatnear my house closes at 9 and I had no more clean underoos left. Solaundry had to get done. It was evident I would have no choice other than start walking the 15 blocks or so home with all my newly clean clothes (which is shown to scale in the above illustration).

The Lucky:
About 4 blocks into my journey home I saw a cab (which in brooklyn is lucky{that's why i put it in the lucky section you ass}). Sure I had to take 4 minutes to convice the effer to take me home, but I won. And that's lucky.

And that's my story. Tomorrow is friday and it is most likely that I will be drinking tomorrow. It's been a long 7 day week. So there's that.

Also The podcast is almost ready. I'm sure the 2 people that read this blog are extatic about this.

I got Jokes

Well BK has been working very hard on creating the most magnificent myspace page in the universe. Every once in awhile I take it upon myself to break him down and bring him back to reality a little bit. Some may see this as cruel, I see it as keeping him grounded. So BK has come up with a pretty dope MYSPACE PAGE. He really cranked out some amazing styles and alignment. Well I made a comment that threw it all off and that waqs hilarious to me. I can't gaurentee he won't change it before he goes to sleep, but visit his page and leave him some love. Tell him he is doing a good job and what the hell, maybe post a 1 pixel x 1500 pixel image for him. That's the only way he will reeally know you love him. Thanks for listening guys. It's funny. Trust me. It really gets him upset. You are going to want that:)

What the hell here is an image I already uploaded if you want to post him a comment SHOW HIM THE LOVE

Good morning

Hello everybody. It's about 9:15 in the am right now and I find myself with a few extra minutes before I head over to The Developers Group to pitch for a project. Life has been keeping pretty busy lately. I picked up a freelance gig at this place. The work isn't amazing but it is easy and they do a good job of keeping me busy so the days fly by. Other than that I have been busy with our own thing and it's picking up. Also stay tuned because WHATEBBS will be coming to you. What is WHATEBBS you ask? It's a podcast that Mari and I have started. You are definately going to want to check that out if you like hearing moderately funny people talk.

Thanks for shopping at this blog.

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I'm Back

Yeah so first off sorry it's been so long since my last post. I've been real busy failing to quit smoking, trying to find enough work to live and sitting in front of my computer thinking about making a blog post. Let's see I believe I left you at my Columbus Bday celebration, which was a good time. So I totally remembered that I enjoy playing guitar and singing. I've been playing alot more with the help of my musical motivater, Mari. I'm a pretty lazy person in general and there is no reason that should change with my music. I've been recently recording a lot of "freestyle" songs through my laptop mic. The brilliance of this is that there is no time needed sitting down and writing music and there is no equipment set up time. Sure maybe the recordings sound like dangletron and most of the words don't make sense, but it's great fun. In an effort to get over my fear of playing in front of people, I decided to use the webnet for help. Click here to get one of my freestyle songs I have titled this song fallen based on the fact that it is the most used word in the song. It's science people, you can't argue with it.

On another note, I just cleaned my room. Good news for me, Bad news for whatever insects had made my Messopatamia of a room their home. So there is that. I'll try to keep you more informed and post more songs (whether that is something you want or not).

fact of the day: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour